外国幽默小说——你应当多学些礼貌
外国幽默小说——你应当多学些礼貌
英文原版
you should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself .
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “when are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill : “if you had the chance to pick first , which one would you pick?”( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )
Tom : “the smaller piece , of course.”
Bill : “what are you whining about then ? the smaller piece is what you want right ?”
译文/柏毓
你应当多学些礼貌
有一天，比尔和汤姆一起去餐馆吃饭。当侍者端两个牛排摆在饭桌时，比尔毫不犹疑，迅雷不及掩耳，风驰电掣般地为自己遴选出最大的块，放在自己地盘里。
见此情景汤姆很不高兴，谴责比尔道：“你打算什么时候学会礼貌啊?”
比尔看一眼汤姆，发现他对自己挑选不满意，从而就不吝指教：“如果你有机会选择，你会首先挑哪一块?”
汤姆委曲求全地斜眼回答：“当然是最小的那块。”
比尔连忙顺毛捋驴很得意顺理成章地说：“那你还抱怨什么？我留给你最小的那块就是您想要的，对吗？”
编者按：希望他人完美无瑕，往往忽略自己龌龊的心里。
